i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

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No so there are these two construction workers at my house and tHEY ARE A FREAKING COUPLE AND I SWEAR THEY ARE SO CUTE and so I came down stairs and I guess they didn’t hear me cause they were talking and the one guy was like ‘babe can you hand me that hammer’ and the other one was like ‘which one’ while look at him suggestively and the other one got all flustered and embarrassed he was like ‘babe, later’. I SWEAR THEY ARE FREAKIN ADORABLE.


life is filled with tough choices for example do i eat pizza everyday or be healthy and eat it 5 days a week


someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.-kat
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on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea


get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet
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When that one kid in class asks a question that was just answered.
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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
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His Last Vow
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