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bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Z
o

luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

(Source: cesfleursmaladives)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
lulz-time:

gnarky:
first day of school outfit

kisskeh:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

freckul:

 bambi/indie blog 
hot celebs looking fugly omfg

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."


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Irish proverb (via chivalry-happens)

indie

(via greenteah)

(Source: iheartloons)